STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED:
i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)
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can someone please draw this fucker I need its true ridiculous potential to be realised
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
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The international symbol for “maybe I’ll make two sandwiches, not sure just yet”
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pass me the glue and the macaroni. this surgery is taking a turn for the worst
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