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I think I’ve owned this bottle of nail polish for two years yet this is the first time I’m painting my nails with it

Posted at 7:47 PM on Apr 19, 2014 with 1 note
#it's baby blue and nonmetallic it's so not me #but it's like my only nonmetallic nailpolish and I have nonmetallic glitter to put on it so #it was apresent fyi I would never voluntarily buy this



this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

Posted at 7:45 PM on Apr 19, 2014 with 98,140 notes
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Important things that happen on Hannibal tonight.

Posted at 7:39 PM on Apr 19, 2014 with 5,785 notes
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#so important #Hannibal #hannibal spoilers

"You wanna hear this or not?"

Posted at 7:33 PM on Apr 19, 2014 with 10 notes
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#True Detective



Just imagine if Sirius had raised Harry…

Posted at 7:31 PM on Apr 19, 2014 with 9,497 notes
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#holy fuck #also is that headline just 'DEATH EATERS' #A+ journalism #'CRIME HAPPENS' #HP


yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

Posted at 6:50 PM on Apr 19, 2014 with 58,135 notes
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peter… is your social worker in that horse

Posted at 6:49 PM on Apr 19, 2014 with 83 notes
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#GOD BLESS THIS EPISODE #Hannibal #hannibal spoilers

I’m giving this puppy a fuckin aneurysm by refusing to play fetch

Posted at 6:48 PM on Apr 19, 2014 with 1 note
#this is what she gets for refusing to let me pat her


what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

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Posted at 6:45 PM on Apr 19, 2014 with 157,788 notes
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Posted at 6:41 PM on Apr 19, 2014 with 620 notes
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